It’s been a while since my last post, mainly due to the chaos of moving into my new flat and partially as I thought it was a good time to give myself a break from the dating world – seeing as all of my tinder dates have been rapidly escalating from bad to excruciatingly awful. The odds have not been in my favour!
It wasn’t until I was standing at the microwave meal Deals for One section in Tesco, alongside all the other singletons, that I had an epiphany – upon catching my reflection in the glass of the frozen food I had a vision of myself in 30 years’ time…
Wrapped in knitwear, with scraggily, un-brushed hair and cats climbing all over me whilst I stirred a massive pot of soup. I would become that strange, old, spinster lady that smells of a mixture of chicken soup and cat piss – who all the local children are convinced is a witch and just throw stones at her windows.
Shrieking in horror at my future self I ran home, threw all my soup in the bin, poured myself a glass of Prosecco and logged back in to tinder – ever the optimist!
I’m glad that you’re back! Online dating has to work out for us sooner or later right? Right????
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Thank you, It’s good to be back!
I’m just hoping my next date actually looks like his pictures & is at least a few inches taller then me!
How’s it been going for you?
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Diabolical. You know, just the usual haha.
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I’ve not heard one person say they’ve had a good date lately!
I think all the good ones are taken and we’ve just been left with the dregs of society! haha
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Glad to see that you’re back. Hope the next online adventure goes well . (it has to..eventually! :D )
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That’s my theory too, eventually one has to go good! haha
I have a date tonight, so fingers crossed this one isn’t another weirdo!
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I think this is my new favorite blog.
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Thank you! More date posts coming soon (ive been a slight carb coma from xmas)
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My friends cat suffers anxiety-attacks and uncontrollably pisses in the hallway on a regular basis. Becomes endearing after a while. Still hope for you.
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I used to have an incontinent cat! They really are lovable, well until they piss on something lovely that is!
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